alex (◠‿◠✿)

girl with the zappa tattoo

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

more or less what i say to dudes i'm into

[°𐐪♡Z𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖑/ 琇然♡𐑂*☆~. @zureeal]

You amuse me, Jester
You may enter my bed chambers

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic

American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

peggy bundy

[Fortissax @FortySacks]

It’s crazy how universally leopard print functions as a low-status signifier across cultures. South American favelas, Slavic gopniks, Gypsies, British and Irish chavs, working-class Japanese women. They all love it. It’s a universal uniform of the ghetto woman.

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

if i don't see a sea otter soon i'ma freak out aquarium, off a boat, while surfing, marine life rehabilitation center, the possibilities for opportunities are endless and this is my petition

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

After spending a disproportionate time on ig being back more on twitter is so nice because this is where humor lives

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

And the birds (sheriffs choppers)

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

I loved it. I think it’s amusing that the first we see of Monica Bellucci is her boobs (nice) but she can dismantle you emotionally with one terrifically acted scream

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

Forgot how euro independent films can make me feel because Burning Hot Summer (2011) had me sitting in bed for 2 hours like this

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

@holyphilament This is so fun, they got all the details perfect. One of my favs from this is “Burt ecstatic”

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

I miss old tabloid copy no soap stars are reportedly caught canoodling these days

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

My grandma had a subscription to Star Magazine when I was little so all I knew about Elizabeth Taylor was that she had a lot of health scares

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

Seeing Larry King talk about Twitter is so surreal

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

Yet another segment of The Soup that, in hindsight, sounded a global death knell.

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

@UncleLeftShark Exaaaaaactly

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

My mom praying for a grandchild meanwhile I’m thinking if I start right now I could probably put together a pretty bangin Christina Aguilera Dirrty music video costume for Halloween

[benny🍜 @BennysAsianEra_]

Thought this album had a really cool ambient noise outro but turns out it ended and i've been listening to construction outside my window for 10 minutes

[Giliann @gilpost1ng]

I don’t mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. What’s so funny, the wage gap?

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

Soooooo much hubris

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

My weekend was too perfect so as retribution the gods gave me covid

[alex (◠‿◠✿) @rockgoddss]

“No GENIE I said I want my MEN hard and my SUDOKU PUZZLES evil!”

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.

[sara @bratty_sara_]

need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect