Alice Malice

Curiosity killed the cat but I have nothing to fear for I am not a cat.
Endangered species.

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I’m just hoping one of my secret Instagram accounts gets mega popular/famous so I can pull a Hannah Montana on y’all

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Vibrant Lime Green Biker Jacket. https://t.co/E0hhytmawY #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

For those who care, I started a new account @MaliceEchos for first time in over 10 years. Yea I’ve been on here a long fuckin time

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I get it’s a Saturday night in a college town but why the hell does everyone I know need to be out at this hour?

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

When you have a drunken panic attack and go for a walk at 1am to chill tf out but run into 3 different people you know.

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I’ll leave you alone forever now

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

He’s not even cool. I just like him a hella lot but I know to most he ain’t shit. Which is even sadder. I couldn’t even get another loser

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

He opened it. And didn’t respond. I wanna die. I’m so uncool man

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I texted my crush 30 min ago and he hasn’t replied so it’s safe to assume I’m an idiot and ima go shoot myself now

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

gotta love people formally announcing they are giving up social media for lent as if it’s a huge blow to culture “..sorry i’ll see you in 40 days” okay i’m sure we’ll cope

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

Weirdly enough Los Angeles is one of the cheaper options...I could do it in 2 weeks.

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I’m not joking, I’ll literally check my schedule for next paycheck and next day off when I get paid could be spent in some other part of this dreadful country

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

Somebody stop me from using my next paycheck on a plane ticket somewhere else...the manic depression is kicking in strong this month

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

Anyone else ever date someone who thought they were Eric Draven or are you mentally stable?

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

I’ve had friends including my bf reach out & offer me places to crash if things get intense where I live downtown after tonight...I’m not worried for myself. I’m worried for my friends more at risk to violence than I am, I worry for the state of this country.

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

@JohnnieGuilbert Depending on my next paycheck maybe $75. I make jewelry with teeth so it would not be wasted

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

@JohnnieGuilbert $50

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

among us? if pretending to do tasks while everyone else does the work and hiding in vents to avoid social interaction makes me an ‘imposter’ then pass me the knife i’m sus

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The only gender reveal party that interests me is the one at the end of a Shakespeare comedy where everybody who's been crossdressing up until this point dramatically reveals their disguise and gets married to a duke or lord

[Alice Malice @rocknroller0]

@pant_leg $50 short on rent. PayPal: [email protected] or Cashapp: TessaKearney. I hate asking for help, but thanks to this pandemic I didn’t have a job for a while to earn income