Isaiah

Occasional writer, constant dad, maker of repetitive jokes. Football/soccer @fcbfootballblog

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@kevvwill @DianaKristinne Got them and Boavista mixed up in my head for a moment and was very confused

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@lukeisamazing I like Twitter

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@Cgzinsou Damnable French socialized medicine

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@Cgzinsou You should get that checked out by a doctor, man. Sounds bad.

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@elliotcoleman Yeah why can't the super take care of this??

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@FatineArji @CFarrellUpdates Pretty sure it's I was told there would be cake, but could be wrong

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@elliotcoleman No you're wrong

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@lukeisamazing Should I have gone with

The spell broken, and the gate's closed, the Mordors open

Or

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@lukeisamazing Are we sure about that

What could go wrong

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@ElliottSigh At 1am yes

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@ElliottSigh That's Esmeralda and you will put some respect on her name

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@ElliottSigh Ain't no parents of 3 kids awake at 1am doing fun shit. Never happened.

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@ElliottSigh The next time, he says, meaning first time

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@ElliottSigh This has literally never happened.

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@elliotcoleman You have to wait until May 2025 to drink that! It says it on the side.

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@elliotcoleman Would be nice if they told you how many followers you had

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@elliotcoleman Maybe go for the macro cube

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@lukeisamazing And they're 23! That's how time works!

But we're not old yet

/sits down in a recliner with a groan

Want a Werther's?

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@lukeisamazing Went to see it as a junior in high school and since we're the same age we're hardly that old.

[caiti 🪴 @caitichoate]

please tell me how I got 5 packs of the muppet mini figures and every single one was beaker