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@Doscero20 So when you go to a new job, do you know every single aspect of their business, all their systems and processes the minute you walk in the door or do you have some semblance of on-boarding and training?

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@StarforgePCs Wishing my 3070 doesn't kick the bucket with how crazy prices have risen over the past couple years.

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@KatieMiller Why you on Twitter? Don't you have appointments to get dicked down by Steve Bannon and Elon?

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@DejaWukong @monkeybrained_ @vanilla_dad Having a core part of the gameplay and being the part that the devs want to be the only meaningful thing is different. Players want to be active when playing the game. It would be like Blizz nerfing prot warrior abilities but increasing their block chance.

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@HottboyKiest @cardflip_gee You're welcome for Deion carrying you to a ring after your owner was so damn dumb for getting rid of the best coach in your team's history. When you get out of the divisional round for the first time since Windows 98 came out, then come talk lil bro.

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@HottboyKiest @cardflip_gee Brock has more playoff wins in his 4 years as a starter than Dak & Romo combined.

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@Sharpbuttaknife @Gunner4242 @SFBisin @YourDailyCentss If you're too broke to eat more than once a day you can just say that.

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@Gunner4242 @SFBisin @YourDailyCentss If both of you eat 3 meals a day, with a conservatively low estimate of $5 a meal, that's $30 a day in food. Over 90 days that's $2,700. 1500 isn't doing shit over 3 months unless you're living on rice and tap water.

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@DejaWukong @vanilla_dad So you just become and auto attack merchant hoping for RNG to hit. Exhilarating gameplay.

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@DejaWukong @vanilla_dad Losing the damage on stormstrike, combined with a 33% increase in it's cooldown means it can no longer sync smoothly with the storrmstrike to earth shock combo. It also means less uptime on improved storm strike so your mana regen suffers. They gutted the spec for some rng.

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@FightClubJ1999 @MichaelGeo2213 Hey big dog, quick question for ya. When did 3 of those 8 picks happen?

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@JustJesse33 How do you expect him to jump over the line without going head first? Want Fred to launch a top rope drop kick like he's Shawn Michaels circa 1995 and cleat Cousins right in the face?

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@EVas428 @grantcohn It's because he's a nepo baby who only got his press credentials because his father left. His father would do the same shit and was universally hated by the org. They couldn't write credibly for TMZ but think they know anything about the game.

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@grantcohn Hard to believe you still have a job despite years and years of awful takes and next to little football knowledge.

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@ThePapaMutt Much love Papa. You're a beacon of good light in the world. I love getting to come home from work and pop open your stream and relax with a good laugh. Maybe we'll cross paths in Azeroth, I'm always ready to drop some totems for ya!

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@codedxone90 @jackbridgeen @mkolken Wait, I thought daddy trumped already deported all the illegals and by his own words, there have been no illegal border crossings in his term. Care to explain?

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@FroggyLoch Froggy stream and WoW forever tonight?! Blessed day!

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@grantcohn Oh fuck off with this. Do you really trust him to put his ego aside and not be spiteful? Game on the line, if Brock looks his way you think he won't short arm the catch or drop it on purpose to fuck over the team? Fuck him and anyone who wants him on the field in the uniform.

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@Coach_Yac @MisSparkleQueen If I'm Lynch, I have Santa Clara PD waiting at the entrance to collect on that warrant as soon as Aiyuk steps out of his car.

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@RonDeSantis Imagine doing a victory lap after gerrymandering the fuck out of the state. Genuinely disgraceful, almost as disgraceful as you and your cunt of a wife stealing 10 million dollars from children health charities.