Roderick Roe

Bike Officer, IFR Pilot

[Roderick Roe @rod_roe81]

@StanleyRoberts @PardonMySteak @RedwoodCity I’m VERY thankful you are recovering well.

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@AandGShow The Tour de France is also happening. You can watch tremendous athletic performances through some of the most beautiful countryside in the world.

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@BadgedPatriot Heah, I saw “Law Abiding Citizen”

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@StanleyRoberts A very happy birthday. Tone it down a bit, would ya?

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@BadgedPatriot May I suggest a product called: “Pristine”? You spray it onto toilet paper and it transforms regular flushable paper into a wet wipe. Doesn’t cause the paper to disintegrate. Instant clean.

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@brodigan I think it’s a response to Madonna’s new moves.

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@sarahadams @eurofounder Foot the NATO bill and all those KIA in two world wars.

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@adamcarolla Irony: had he been born in Tel Aviv, he’d still be alive.

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@BuzzPatterson I think I wudda slept-in, that morning!

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@SteveLovesAmmo 14. In a machine shop where they repurposed VW engine heads.

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@StanleyRoberts Perfect

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@catturd2 Eff yeah!

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@catturd2 This is why there’s a Pride Month. It takes a month to showcase all this talent.

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@BuzzPatterson Lawdy! This isn’t “cringe worthy”…it’s hilarious!

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@StanleyRoberts Vehicle code violation

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@IngrahamAngle She should graduate to a nose piercing…I think she’s earned it.

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@BuzzPatterson Correct me if I’m wrong, Buzz. But, the G-force necessary to snap that main spar would turn everyone…inside the aircraft…into an ink spot on the floor.

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@RealJamesWoods During high school years, there was nothing like a Dodger game. Cheap bleachers, a dodger dog, and binoculars. We didn’t watch the game. We knew the stadium layout perfectly. Suddenly, one of us would callout section, row, and seat #. Bikini top & short-shorts. Glorious.

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@catturd2 Reminds me of Whammy Burger in “Falling Down”. The menu photo is plump & perfect. What he gets is a “sorry, miserable, squashed thing”.

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@GuntherEagleman “The jokes just write themselves”