rod

Internet pirate

[rod @rodbmy]

@GavinNewsom @SenAlexPadilla Didn’t your party try every trick in the book to throw a U.S. President to jail?

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

This is actually Muslim tradition but it’s usually with underage boys.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Border Collie in China with 1.5 million followers stolen, sold for $27 to a restaurant, and then eaten.

The dog's owner, a Chinese travel blogger named 'Guo,' documents his travels with his dog.

While he was away on an overseas trip, the dog disappeared while in the care of Guo's dad. Surveillance footage showed two people stealing the animal.

Guo was able to track down the thief and offered $1500 for the return of his dog, but was told the dog had been sold for $27 and eaten.

The thief says he thought the dog was a stray.

"The dog is dead, so stop making a fuss. I did not break the law," the man allegedly said.

[rod @rodbmy]

Gonna short SpaceX. This is not financial advice.

[Jim Carroll @JimCarrollSF]

If you’re looking for an apt in SF right now, I just want to say that I am sorry. This is absolutely insane.

[rod @rodbmy]

After the last 72 hours America will be voting for a former crackhead this next election

[signüll @signulll]

the probability of hunter biden becoming the 48th president of the united states is definitively non zero right now & rising.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what just happened with the SpaceX IPO..

Fidelity quietly dropped its minimum account requirement from $500,000 to $2,000 - a 99.6% cut that lets millions of small retail investors in days before the biggest stock debut in history.

The catch is who they need to sell to.

- SpaceX reserved up to 30% of the offering for retail, far above the usual single-digit share
- Selling within the first 15 days triggers Fidelity penalties up to a permanent IPO ban
- At a ~$1.675T pre-money valuation this IPO creates more exit value than every VC-backed IPO of the last decade combined
- The xAI side lost $6.4B from operations in 2025, dragging a Starlink-powered company billions into the red

They opened the gates right when the smart money needs someone to sell to. Read the prospectus before you become it.

[rod @rodbmy]

My vote has been secured Mr President

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[rod @rodbmy]

@401Casey 🇨🇳

[rod @rodbmy]

My “I’ll never vote democrat” mindset just got one shotted by this tweet

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[Foster @foster_type]

Rubio's habit of dropping rap lyrics into very serious situations shows that he understands that life is fundamentally absurd.

[rod @rodbmy]

@RichardHanania @kimmaicutler Irans gonna be in the top 3 soon lol

[Ashkan Monfared @MonfaredAshkan]

از عواقب لگدپراکنی به کشورهایی که حیاط خلوت شرکت‌های صوری برای دور زدن تحریم‌ها بودند :)

زار و زندگی‌‌تون رو می‌گذارند تو سینی و تحویل میدند.

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

Finally got my hands on the sell-side analysis that explains why SpaceX is worth $1.75 trillion

[rod @rodbmy]

@kwasny007 @PramilaJayapal Access to healthcare is a human right

The care itself is not

[rod @rodbmy]

Says the country that has ignored its people for 47 years

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇱🇧 Iran says 'We will not enter an agreement in which Lebanon is ignored.'

[rod @rodbmy]

@ayatr0llah Ight you got me lowkey