Ben Heffner

Just another day of yelling into the void

[Ben Heffner @rodeo__ben]

@FourVerts Sometimes I like to break out the top shelf stuff just to treat myself

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@FutureCanes I was at a bar and couldn’t hear the explanation, but I can’t only assume they called it dead before it got over the line

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@mmmmmmsarah Go birds

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@BrettSavage04 Not optimal

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@DragonflyJonez Man you know how much of a loser you have to be to have us laughing *with* Elon fucking Musk

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@Follow24Hodge I think it’s totally fine to have these opinions if you’re a coach, but leaving in the middle of the season is such a weak move. We rip players for quitting on a team and coaches should be held to the same standard.

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@Chels_HQ Diabolical marking from Fulham here

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@c0ck_l3snar Lasagna had me on a different spiritual plane

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@SaraCivian Being fiscally responsible is not the point of owning a sports franchise

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@c0ck_l3snar Be a man, go to strip clubs for the deep existential sadness

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@solomonmissouri Kind of beautiful, really

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@brangle_ Could have sworn it was picked off

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HOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT MACK BROWN

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I don’t know much else to say.

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This country’s capacity for misogyny, racism, homophobia, and transphobia is mind-boggling. Willing to elect a sexual predator and felon in the name of hate.

[Ben Heffner @rodeo__ben]

Heartbroken for women.
Heartbroken for people of color.
Heartbroken for immigrants trying to make a life for themselves.
Heartbroken for the LGBTQ+ community.
Heartbroken for victims of sexual violence that have to see a rapist in the highest office for the next four years.

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@janecoaston One of the most disrespectful moves I’ve ever seen

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I’ve never seen anything in my life like what Saquon just did

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@Kofie Real shit

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@_Zeets Conference League All-Star