Rob Haxell

That Bloke With Glasses

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

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[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Natalie Elphicke(Tory MP) tells BBC news that the critical incident at Dover is nothing to do with brexit, but all to do with "French border officers not turning up to work.... & that's why we've got these huge delays"

[Troy Hawke @TroyHawke]

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 ‘Welcome to Training Camp!’ @ManCity #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

This is why I love Mark Thomas.

He articulated who Boris Johnson is with a righteous anger we should all possess, and freely express.

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

Prevent Boris Johnson from having a Resignation Honours List - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Ud8XyI6Wkq via @UKChange

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

@daraobriain Ooo, are you opening a Megabus franchise over there?

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

Rubbish.

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

Up the Villa!

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

From the latest Private Eye.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We will always remember the 97.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

It’s hard to measure the stupidity and short-termism here, or what the possible upside is other than to whoever will use it to make money for themselves. It will certainly make the UK poorer, culturally. Which is pretty amazing work by a “Culture Minister”.

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

More #typicaltory behaviour 😡

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

@RealMattLucas Fun fact: Brian Cant's niece lived next door to my mum when she was growing up. He used to come and visit in a big posh car apparently.

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

If Liverpool go through to the Quarter Final of the FA Cup, we’ll giveaway a https://t.co/cy3P4xjETi box!🎁

Retweet & follow us to enter.📲

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

For every goal that is scored in the Carabao cup final today we’ll giveaway a https://t.co/cy3P4xjETi box

Retweet & follow us to enter.📲

[Paul Gorst @ptgorst]

Seen Tottenham getting some stick for not sorting out Luis Diaz or Adama Traore moves. Are they expected to compete with Liverpool and Barcelona, are they? Seems harsh.

[Ben Preston @RTBenPreston]

A couple of weeks ago Barry Cryer rang me up and, as he often did, signed off by sharing a joke. 

A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there"  says the woman. "

[Rob Haxell @rodge71]

A thread that is well worth reading to the end.

[Niall R. Thotep @Psychonaut99]

Many years ago, I did a "drive around" with some police officers and a client, who was a prolific thief, specialising in thefts from cars, and who wanted a clean start at the end of his case.

For several hours, we drove round the force area whilst my client...