roflow

suffering from god complex

[roflow @roflow10]

@balaji25_t hyd police sent curculars to all IT parks and schools and govt offices to leave early at 3pm. do you see them feeling guilty now?!

[Normal Guy @Normal_2610]

2 Wild Cards for India - In One Domain, China is not going to come & compete here. If these work out, the dividend will be huge:

> Indian Cinema
> Tourism & Culture

In both, the Govt. doesn't care. Soft Power Ignorance :)

[roflow @roflow10]

newslaundry is crass and degenerate. its 10% journalism and 90% cheap shots and low blows. they always take the lowest hangung fruit.
to be good requires strength which comes from good healthy living, having class and confidence to take the high road. #newslaundry has none of it

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

[roflow @roflow10]

@Prxtham_Edits18 madarchod hai tu ek number ka

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

He ran a nuclear-armed nation for 10 years.

Decided the fate of 1.4 billion people.

But his BA degree? - “Personal information.” 🙏

DU needs 2 more weeks just to file objections.

The Solicitor General, paid by YOUR taxes, is fighting to HIDE a college record.

And courts have been chasing this paper since 2016.

The same man who demanded Aadhaar, PAN, caste certificates, income proofs from every ordinary Indian;

cannot show one university admission record in 8 years of litigation.

A former Gujarat University professor publicly stated the subjects listed on his MA degree didn’t even exist in the curriculum at that time.

This isn’t privacy. This is the State apparatus protecting one man’s manufactured biography.

The Constitution guarantees accountability.

It doesn’t have a “Prime Minister exemption.” 🇮🇳

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Woah! Is this the first time a litigant has publicly boycotted a judge and their courtroom? In his letter to Justice Swarana Kanta Sharma, Kejriwal states that not only will he not be participating in the present CBI Discharge case, but also not appear in any case related to BJP, RSS, and those in which SG Mehta appears in the future. He calls it a Satyagraha and is ready to face any consequences that may follow because of his stand.

Whatever be the ending of this, seeing a politician not budge and take on a High Court judge in a case where conflict-of-interest is as clear as daylight is something to watch. “The principle that justice must not only be done, but must also be seen to be done, is among the most sacred assurances that a court gives to a citizen in a democracy. Respectfully, that assurance cannot be dishonoured by asking the citizen to ignore what anyone can plainly see in a case like this.” Indeed.

[Shruti Dhore @ShrutiDhore]

1️⃣ First the shopkeeper was explained...

2️⃣ Then his shop was cleaned...

3️⃣ Then all the jars were filled...

And then, filming for Dhurandhar 3 begins...4️⃣

5️⃣The owner is ready to take action for payment, he initially refuses... Then, as per the script, he gives ten rupees...6️⃣

5️⃣6️⃣ Later the hero comes and says his dialogue, "Give me the ten rupee chakna..." 🧐

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This is terrible!
Someone is fooling mahamanav badly.

Mahamanav is reading positive comments on his YT and feeling good.

But those positive comments are NOT coming from people of India. They're coming from bots!!

[roflow @roflow10]

@Brand_Anuj 6000 calories and 0 nutrition

[JNS @_devJNS]

me and Claude building an app at 3AM

[roflow @roflow10]

what is the hindu equivalent of inshallah.. praise be to allah!

necessary to know for celebration tomorrow when i crush my opponent in badminton finals and do this

https://t.co/U16zpi3Jd2

[roflow @roflow10]

@itsD3lay you must be retarded if it takes you that long to think

[roflow @roflow10]

@ians_india @MumbaiPolice openly inciting mob violence. please take action immediately

[roflow @roflow10]

@PriyankaLahiri_ elaborate pls

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

[roflow @roflow10]

@Krishna0Thakur fixing

[roflow @roflow10]

@ds9611985 yes it was 6 watch this #fixing

[sid @immasiddx]

Instagram growth gurus are so funny.

He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink.

He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth.

He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

sam altman watching ChatGPT hallucinate live on stage is the funniest thing i've seen all week

the CEO of OpenAI, on stage, in front of everyone, watching his own AI just make things up in real time

and his face says it all

this is the guy telling us AGI is coming soon btw