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[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Not much change since yesterday. Really tough trading conditions. Decided to diversify a bit more. Mainly holding tech / ai plays + the jup meme. This is day 11.

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Rough couple of days in the market. Started revenge trading so need to stop myself. Still holding my $JTVO bag. Will wait and see what happens with it before making any decisions. This is day 10.

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@basedalexandoor @MeganNyvold Megan would you like to be a gooncoin ambassador?

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@basedalexandoor @MeganNyvold Send her some gooncoin

[STARMAN @Starman_Eth]

Honoured to now also feature on page 17 of the official SpaceX IPO Roadshow Presentation.

Sic itur ad astra. 💫

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@itsruby_here @fibonacki Why didn't you sell at 20M!?

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@rebelwithsnacks @daumenxyz The reason memes aren't performing is because there are way too many coins and not enough liquidity. Has absolutely nothing to do with someone like @daumenxyz

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@badattrading_ Check $SpaceX. Gives out actual SpaceX pre-stock

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[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@eth_exy Three hundred dollars

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@fibonacki congrats man!

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Rough couple of days in the market. Started revenge trading so need to stop myself. Still holding my $JTVO bag. Will wait and see what happens with it before making any decisions. This is day 10.

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Really good day yesterday. $JTVO trade was exceptional. This allowed me to diversify my portfolio a little more. Hovering around 2.5k up from about $80 last week. Patience needed now. Thanks for the inspiration @DegenToDisciple @seyong @fomo

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Hold $SpaceX and get SpaceX pre-stock. Tek is tekking and dev is devving.

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[REVENGE ARC (I'M HIM. BIO/ACC) @RetardedNi85688]

I was waiting for a good entry to drop my thesis for easy accumulation for those who haven't gotten the opportunity to buy into $NRL yet.
Ca: HpdcTaSdG2asTWStE3kgMRUkY9gF8KstAzVd7VQUBAGS

Before diving into the thesis is have written for @noderails it is important to highlight the achievements they have made so far.

Incubator Program:
https://t.co/eFxCPffc5m

Hackathon Win:
https://t.co/ZECVITGArO

Offerings/BNN Shoutout:
https://t.co/0lBZs9lWDB

Now for the thesis below:

What @noderails actually is:
The Stripe of crypto payments. But that comparison undersells the most important thing they built. $NRL is the first crypto payment infrastructure that gives buyers the same protection they expect from credit cards — chargebacks, disputes, refunds — without any of the traditional centralized custody that makes that possible in fiat.

The escrow architecture is the core innovation and it's done correctly. When a customer pays, funds lock into an onchain smart contract — not NodeRails' wallet, not the merchant's wallet, not anyone's personal custody. The contract enforces one of two outcomes: merchant receives funds after the dispute window closes, or customer receives refund if dispute resolves in their favor.

The product depth is serious. Checkout sessions, payment intents, subscriptions with automatic renewal, invoices with line items and tax, payment links, batch payouts to 1000+ recipients simultaneously, webhooks with HMAC signature verification, idempotency keys for safe retries. This is a complete payment stack not a prototype. The TypeScript SDK reads like it was written by someone who has used Stripe's SDK and decided to match that developer experience exactly.

Multi-chain from day one. @base, @ethereum, @0xPolygon, @arbitrum, @Optimism, @solana — seven production chains with a 24-hour SLA for adding new ones. $USDC, $USDT, $ETH, $SOL, native tokens across all of them. the token key system — $USDC-8453 for @base, $USDC-103 for @solana — is clean engineering that eliminates ambiguity.

The WallCard product is the most underrated thing in their stack. A virtual crypto card with a PAN, CVV, PIN, and OTP that handles Solana and EVM signing behind a familiar card interface. No seed phrase. No browser extension. No "install another wallet." customers see a card number at checkout.

1% introductory fee scaling to 2% is genuinely competitive. Stripe charges 2.9% plus 30 cents. NodeRails charges 2% with no per-transaction fixed fee. at scale the math is dramatically better for high-volume merchants.

Crypto has been trying to replace card payments for fifteen years. It has failed every time for the same two reasons.

First: irreversibility. If you pay with crypto and the merchant doesn't deliver, the money is gone. no chargeback. no recourse. No dispute. That's not a product people trust with real purchases.

second: complexity. Connecting a wallet, selecting a chain, approving a transaction, managing gas — it's a ten-step process that loses 80% of users before payment completes.

@noderails solved both in one architecture.

The escrow system makes crypto payments reversible without making them custodial. The dispute window gives buyers the same confidence they have with credit cards. The WallCard interface makes the entire flow feel like entering a card number. The merchant never knows or cares which chain settled the payment.

@finnbags
@BagsApp
This deserves recognition from all az well

[NodeRails Payments @noderails]

Really nice breakdown of what we do 👏👏👏 Amazing🔥

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Hold $JTVO → unlock free daily API calls (e.g. $100 bag = 100 calls/day, refreshed daily) + inference credits & priority access. One unified OpenAI-compatible gateway for chat, agents, and apps. Building the accessible AI infrastructure layer on @solana

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

What is $JTVO?
JTVO is a decentralized AI cloud delivering ultra-fast LLM inference (up to 1000+ tokens/sec) on open-source models like DeepSeek, Llama, Kimi & more. It pools idle GPUs worldwide via DGON — creating a cheap, private, high-speed alternative to centralized AI APIs

[lucacadalora (e/aiccelerate.id) @lucaxyzz]

I need to be honest with you guys. https://t.co/kXl4sNqiLE is wasting its resources if they're not being fully used. We have fixed quotas with @Azure, @OpenAI, and soon @awscloud.

Just do some tokenmaxxing with $jtvo inference, or use it through @AskSurplus $surplus.

We may open a startup inception program so we can supports builders with nearly unlimited token!

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

Tokenmaxxing with $jtvo

[lucacadalora (e/aiccelerate.id) @lucaxyzz]

I need to be honest with you guys. https://t.co/kXl4sNqiLE is wasting its resources if they're not being fully used. We have fixed quotas with @Azure, @OpenAI, and soon @awscloud.

Just do some tokenmaxxing with $jtvo inference, or use it through @AskSurplus $surplus.

We may open a startup inception program so we can supports builders with nearly unlimited token!

[Solana Cult ◎ @solanacu1t]

Solana life ◎

[rofltoshi @rofltoshi]

@toly @TrustlessState @AskVenice @Lighter_xyz @PhoenixTrade Interview @JatevoId — Solana's own VVV but better.