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Copyright wonk ~ Gritty fan ~ she/her/hers

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if conservatives are sincere about going after groomers then I have bad news for Thomas Jefferson

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gents on Bumble, I cannot stress this enough: consider putting more thought into what kind of relationship you want and less thought into your zombie apocalypse survival plan

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also interested in finding people who do have a library card and don't have guns, is this anything

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dating apps should let you filter people by how high they set their home's thermostat

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is it normal in other places for drag shows to be canceled routinely because of threats, or is that just a southern thing? genuinely asking, because I have no perspective on this

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I choose to believe that NSA on Tinder means Not Safe for the Army. nobody can convince me otherwise

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this mother's day, save money by skipping straight to the exhaustion and existential despair without having kids

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this mother's day, break a Target employee's heart by slowly going down the row of available cards and muttering "no ... nope ... no"

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for sale, never read: 1 biography of m*rg*ret th*tcher, endorsed by n*wt gr*ngr*ch

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maybe the real verification all along was the friends we made along the way

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I knew that cows calve, goats kid, and sheep lamb, but I've just learned that rabbits kindle. wonder how they feel about ebooks

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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

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@AnnaKayMay1 Yep! Historical spelling.

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BRITISH SPELLING: criticise

ME: yes, fine

BS: neighbour

ME: sure

BS: gaol

ME: what

BS: diarrhoea

ME: i beg of you

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recently saw a group of guys complimenting their friend when he wore his new nursing scrubs for the first time. sometimes people are Good, Actually

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Went to a coffee shop on Saturday and noticed a sign I thought said "Pesach pareve."

"That's nice, they have items that are kosher for Passover," I said to my gf.

She nudged me closer to the sign.

It was not "Pesach pareve."

It was "Poisson d'avril."

Guess I'm the fool here.

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"we will welcome anyone who identifies as transgender or non-binary" ok?? how about not inviting transphobes to preach? or is that a bridge too far?

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Once again I am asking why the Nat'l Cathedral thinks it can dub itself a queer-affirming space and still get huffy when we call it out on, say, inviting M*x Luc*do to speak. Yes, learning is a journey, but I refuse to be confident in them until I see more evidence of growth.

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it's fascinating how many white people I see on Facebook whose worst grievance is being corrected. real "I would be more liberal if POC were more polite" vibes.

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match the slogan to the product: "Pure protection that works."

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tornado watch : tornado warning :: British Mother's Day : American Mother's Day

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#librarytwitter, please tell me I'm not the only librarian who snickers when they see a job listing for Adult Services