Patricia Bos

[Людмила Вергазовa @a_lyudmila91]

If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?

[Екатерина Горяиновa @katenag25479513]

Never complain;

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Арсений Тюльпанов @SenyaTyulpanov]

Pants: Trousers' country cousins.

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

[Сергей Каверзин @kaverzin_serzh]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Матвей Семибратов @matveys09875686]

"Wuwwaby" - JoFuddes Brahms

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[rodrigo almocera @rodrigoalmocera]

Every institution tends to perish through an excess of its own

[Илья Глушаков @asatu93]

We have no solution, but we sure admire the problem.

[Рада Федягинa @RfedyaginaA]

How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.

[Виталий Наполеонов @vitaliy14105293]

Any machine design must contain at least one part which is obsolete,

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

Strong words connote weak arguments.

[Акилина Барановa @ABixxaa2]

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

[김기동 @romulusk1]

Who mourns the falling of a single leaf ?

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

I'm not insensitive, I'm male. See the difference?

[Любовь Варенниковa @ALyubov260881]

May you live in interesting times.

[Ольга Романская @favek61]

When all else fails, read the instructions.