Илья Глушаков

[Ron Shellhamer @RShellhamer]

Anyone can handle a crisis.

[Rafael Orozco @rafaorozcosoria]

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

Never marry a woman who prays too much.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Акилина Луховитинa @sanek_abr]

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

[Константин Сметанщи @ksmetan18115074]

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[ronerd pereira @ronerdpereira]

If the government hasn't yet taxed, licensed, or regulated it, then it

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

My bit bucket runneth over...

[rodrigo almocera @rodrigoalmocera]

Every institution tends to perish through an excess of its own

[Василий Жовнер @ogux93]

We're lost but we're making good time.

[Матвей Семибратов @matveys09875686]

"Wuwwaby" - JoFuddes Brahms

[Екатерина Гомозовa @ANuleffka1990]

Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.