John Rudolph Jr.

Citizen scientist, modern day augur

[John Rudolph Jr. @roguezoologist]

Mr. Rogers - Time To Say Goodbye https://t.co/yq0Q9osJBg via @YouTube

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@TheDJ_King @IsaiahCTorre Beloved is a pretty strong word there. Most people tuned in for Teri Hatcher.

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@cmkosemen Behold the Quhuds

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No, because a Boomer or Gen X interviewer will feel threatened by it.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no

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@JoyceCarolOates It is that time of the month when the bruises typically show up on his hand

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@bhangbhangducx So it’s like James Bond. 👍

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@matthewaraven Is Hugo Boss going to manufacture these uniforms too?

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@Visceral9000 I don’t trust my fighting skills against any mammal I can’t just immediately step on in a fight to the death, but I guess I could take on a big Galapagos tortoise if I kept kicking it in the head as it lumbered at me.

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@Chinchillazllla Beleaguered theater kid vs capricious trickster god

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@margozensky @AquaticFlapper This is the reason.

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@_Cannon_Fire_ @sadtheropod Doesn’t mean we have to like it. Wildlife and wild places shouldn’t have to exist just for guys to go killing.

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I hate that conservation efforts have to be propped up by a bunch of bloodthirsty psychopaths.

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This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but if mustangs are being rounded up to be sold & slaughtered in Mexico, then horse meat should be legal for human consumption in the US.

[🫧hannah @birdwarehouse_]

respectfully u can’t just be anti invasive species until it’s the pretty horsies…like ok………

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I thought the punchline was going to be him looking at her tombstone…

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

This thing got me my first +2 million likes

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@will_selecta @matthewaraven didn’t ours do something like this one year around prom season?

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Good. Not great.

https://t.co/T7HbBX2cMI

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@JamesPPoole Maybe Denise tried and nobody picked up the phone?

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Sure. Why not?

[butch albarn @dialcliche]

James Spader stuns as Karl Marx

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I would have preferred tighter, more claustrophobic shots for End of Oak Street

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My complaint with End of Oak Street is that it doesn’t know if it’s supposed to be a Spielberg style family adventure film or Twilight Zone Horror.

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I guess this works. Predicting a plot that combines X-men and First class

[The Marvelous Geek @marvelousgeek__]

Marvel Studios’ ‘X-MEN’ will reportedly feature Jean Grey, Cyclops, Beast, Angel, and Iceman as the core lineup.

Rogue won’t be a full-fledged member of the team, but she’ll still play an important role in the story.

Several other mutants are also expected to appear at Xavier’s School.

(via: @JamesMackwl)