Walk to office
→ Luxury car comes flying
→ dead
Take an auto
→ pothole said “welcome”
→ auto flips
→ dead
Ride a bike
→ road rage + ego issues
→ dead
Buy a car to avoid all this
→ slab falls from construction site
→ dead
Stay at home, do WFH
→ drinks contaminated water
→ dead
Government safety measures:
"Tum tumhara dekh lo, bas tax time pe dete rehna"
"Those who mocked law have been granted bail, really painful for me."
- Father of deceased after SC grants bail to 3 accused in Pune Porsche hit-and-run case.
Dear @ICC,
It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.
Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.
This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.
Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.
The future is always ice, until it isn't.
Yours sincerely,
Icelandic Cricket Association
Shocking Incident! Disabled Mumbai man in wheelchair gets stuck at Worli metro station after lift malfunctions, says the only response was, ‘Paidal ghar jao’.
@mybmc@mybmcWardPS There have been multiple complaints of water contamination in Ward PS - Pandurangwadi Goregaon E since Sunday. People are falling ill, please give an urgent update and take action. Complaint - 0723152923 and many more
@prabhu_ankit Can you help
@mybmc@mybmcWardPS There have been multiple complaints of water contamination in Ward PS - Pandurangwadi Goregaon E since Sunday. People are falling ill, please give an urgent update and take action. Complaint - 0723152923 and many more
@prabhu_ankit Can you help
We know we are alone in this fight.
But we are not scared.
Mainstream media (except a few) refuses to cover MPLADS irregularities.
Every day, we receive emails from government departments asking us to delete our tweets.
And today, a politician sent us a ₹5 crore defamation notice just for exposing the truth.
Silence is what they want.
Accountability is what we demand. 🙏
#WATCH | Maharashtra: Mumbai city wakes up to a layer of haze this morning. Visuals around Bandra Reclamation.
CPCB (Central Pollution Control Board) claims that the AQI (Air Quality Index) around the area is at 138, which has been categorised as 'moderate.'
- 28 year old
- witnessed many accident on NH 66
- Complaint ignored from past 5 years
- took matters into his own hands
- walked 490Km straight on the Highway
- identified 59 broken patch on Highway
- reports sent to Nitin Gadkari
Life of common people in India 😭
Man walks for 29 days on the disgraceful 490 km Mumbai - Goa Highway. Documents all the potholes and inefficiencies. Submits report to Nitin Gadkari. Given that the Minister has done little in 11 years - nothing will happen. But the young man deserves respect for the effort.
The ref missing this from yards away is insane but VAR not overturning it to a red card is borderline inexcusable. You could tell by Gomez’s reaction during the check that he thought he was getting sent off.
https://t.co/KBwYV4gB1j
The decent thing to do? The entire senior management of Indigo should be made to take shifts at the airport and stand there. From CEOs to VPs and such. The decision makers. Instead of the terrified junior employees with no power, cabin crew, and ground staff, who have been left to deal with the yelling and screaming.