@YorkshireTea After a cup of decaf I dreamt that every time I rubbed a carrot on my elbow a dog became mayor of a large UK city and began barking in its regional accent (geordie “woof, like!”, scouse “baccchhh!” etc)
@axainsurance@AXAHealth It’s unforgivable that you’ve sent an email asking if it ‘finds us well’ in the same breath as telling us the air ambulance pilot is sick and can’t now fly until Monday. An 83 year old women could lose her leg and/or be very compromised. Am going to contact MP and media tomorrow
@axainsurance@AXA Urgently need your support to repatriate an 83 year old woman with a broken femur. The 2nd hospital in Sicily has also left her in a corridor & now leg is extremely compromised, she needs flown home for op immediately. Pls DM.
@AdamCSharp@SevenDialsBooks RETWEET SHAMELESS PRAISE
Mine came yesterday and I’ve already bored my family and friends to death apart from daughter Daisy who will now only respond to the name ‘1000 delights’ from the Norwegian translation Tusenfryd.
Congrats and well done!
@AdamCSharp A teacher red-penned ‘tautology’ on my essay about when Princess Diana visited my school and asked us if our rear behinds hurt from sitting on the hard gym floor. Not my fault, Miss! 🤷🏻♀️ 👑
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@jamiesmart Dude you are a talent and no teacher can take that away 🙌🏻 Congratulations ! My art teacher said I wasn’t good enough without any advice about making it better and it froze me for decades. Cheers to ya! 🍻
@bronactitley I went wearing my Birkenstocks totally unaware and daughter thought it was v funny. What a brilliantly fun time the whole thing was! #barbie