Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾

rambling..
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on the corner of Gotham & Bim, while eating chowmein
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🦄💃🏾🐾✍🏾⚖🦂

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

If my life is not a rebellion then I don't know what is

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Went to the nail salon and had a small problem..

Yall just be soaking yall hands and nails in acetone?

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

@JetBlue why is my flight canceled due to scheduling changes and no new flight is available for 2 whole days?

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Just a reminder that even the game monopoly has universal basic income

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

@TMobile why am I waiting this long for a rep????

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

@TMobile why am I waiting 30 minutes just to speak to someone...then it's going to take them another 30 minutes to resolve my problem. Yall ok over there??

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Americans really think that the rest of the world is like them or aspires to be like them. If that isn't the best example of the world's finest #propaganda at work then I don't know what is.

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

@Smashburger I'm so excited to have them back! Can't wait!

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

@Smashburger um what happened to the blackbean burgers ???

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

So what do you do after you reach your target heart rate 😅

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Ever been so heartbroken you stopped listening to music?

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Can someone explain to me why the kids are dressing like its the 90s ?

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Shh but can I tell you a secret?

Healthy people don't look like us; their lives don't look like ours... people who were well taken care of and raised with resources, whose bodies aren't waging wars against them.... don't look like us.

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Every single time I don't pour libations my drink does spill big man 🫣

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Came into tweet about....
how USA be tryina sell us gluten free food while in the Caribbean we will legit go to the ital food place and ask for Gluten
.... but damn near lost my train of thought due to the chaos, wdr

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Anyone that knows me knows I love a good party but like, imo we in the modern world put way too much emphasis on getting married for romantic reasons

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

POV: you almost die

Everyone: Thank god you're alive

Me: PSTD, trying to figure out how I got here, su!c!dal ideation, apathy

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Random man in courts : I love your personality, do you work in tourism?

Me: no, you couldn't pay me to do it

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

Happy Deepvali btw 🪔 may your lights shine brightly always, especially though the darkest nights.

[Human Animal 🇧🇧🇬🇾 @rohaniistruth]

But like, how classist is it to sell culture in the diaspora where we acknowledge that our people are disproportionately impoverished and can barely afford the basics. Like you want me to pay to learn about my own culture that I was originally suppose to have free access to?