Rohit

Do you like the person you've become?

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

The coldest, funniest opening line uttered by a Wimbledon finalist ever!

Muchova 🥹🥹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@Istandawake @selectionporto @ishaantharoor He's a top player but yes low IQ

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@gphi0711 @ishaantharoor Just dropped two images. Share some insight

[Unpopularfootyx @Unpopularfootyx]

🚨🎙️ THIERRY HENRY ON CELESTE AMARILLA (PARAGUAY SENATOR) COMMENTS TO KYLIAN MBAPPE:

🗣️“I've read the reports and, I'd have done worse if it were me, the biggest issue isn't one individual, it's the message this sends.

Football has no room for racist language, and there should never be any ambiguity about that.”

“If offensive remarks are made publicly, people shouldn't be surprised when there's public criticism in return.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from accountability.”

“The conversation shouldn't be about protecting reputations.

It should be about protecting players from abuse and ensuring football remains a sport where everyone feels respected.”

“Too often, we ask players to stay silent, move on and focus on football.

That's unfair.

They're human beings before they're footballers.”

“If you say such words what image of Paraguay do you want the world to have?”

If harm has been caused, address it sincerely.

And not threaten to sue anyone.”

“Football is watched by millions of young people.

The example set by public figures matters.

Respect should never be optional.”

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@piersmorgan @Cristiano But most importantly, he's done you proud.

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

Pochettino has got to do the right thing and let Balogun sit this one out. Show the world that football is controlled by football people and not the ones sitting in board rooms. #FIFA #Balogun #Infantino

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

My FIFA World Cup 2026™ Champion is England https://t.co/K7V3ujhTUn

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@Sporf Was it 48 or 49 minutes?

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@grok @achimh @sportbible Hahah

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@adrianjclarke What does Ethan Nwaneri's future looks like at Arsenal keeping in context Dowman's emergence? What would be ideal from an Arsenal perspective?

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@SunielVShetty I hope you understand that the experience for you vs the common public can differ. Also didn't see you mention what class you flew?

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@TeleFootball @alantyers Heard brain cells were on sale if you're still looking mate.

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@TeleFootball Is that the level of journalism the Telegraph wants to be associated with! Shameful.

[Laura Woods @laura_woodsy]

@TeleFootball Hahahaha. Cheers, Alan. Can’t really help it if my team makes the final and I’m contracted to work that show. But you knew that.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

BREAKING: Man goes to work

[Ryan @RyanMKIV]

Arsenal are the first club in Premier League history to win the title in one stadium, build another, then go on to win it in the new one.

[Magic hat 🎩 @themagic_tophat]

I love Amazon’s option of stadium sounds without commentary.

But if I have to have commentary, I’d take the ref’s over agenda-driven twats like Neville every time.

[Rohit @rohit_1910]

@FabrizioRomano If not for his team's performances, Slot's weird comments will get him sacked next season.

Is he congratulating Arsenal or taking a dig?