Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male)

Account is not run by Carl, or anyone associated with him. I am not pretending to be Carl, as this account is parody. I am not Carl Edwards.

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Jimmie Johnson:
DNF in 100% of his truck series starts.

You know who you cant say that for?

Norm Benning.

Yet JJ is the GOAT ...

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@PoconoRaceway ❤️

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@LaneSanders8404 I somehow hate it and love it at the same time lol

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Legendary fb ad find

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@BuntaF215 I watched a little last year and remembered it being good, but I feel like they've stepped it up even more this year. Hell, what other station gives us a post race where they interview more than the winner and maybe 2nd place?!

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I'll admit I was wrong. Prime's coverage is far beyond Fox and NBC. I get there's some hurdles with it being streaming, but I'd take a 36 race schedule with this coverage

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I love that KB flag

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@DaleJarrett @LASTCARonBROCK Very sorry for your loss. I met him several times over the years and he always lived up to the "Gentleman Ned" nickname

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@conrail_1 @DaleJr Oh nvm I get what you're saying lol. They're still supposedly popular haha

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@conrail_1 @DaleJr Nah this is the real deal!

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bob

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.@bobpockrass Bob how can cruise ships have swimming pools and not sink?

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Please bob

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@OVTweetmarck I have the Envista which is Buicks version of the Trax, solid car so far

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Man so I bought a pack of cards yesterday and supposedly have pulled a @CoreyHeim_ banger!!!

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@Alex_muzzo @normposter @stephenasmith @alexstein99 Happy @jarvis_best month

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The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

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Fun fact: when the broadcast team is talking about the drivers being "puckered", they are referring to the drivers buttholes

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@RacingFan_54 @bobpockrass Oh I'm harder alright