Long Tom

Saltine-American,
Montani Semper Liberi,
Si vis pacem, para bellum,
Conspiracy to Kill a Possum fan.

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Rest in peace Cooter Davenport.

#DukesOfHazzard

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@generaljunkyard @MemeWaffen88 Picturing a plate carrier on a well endowed woman...

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@shooterjennings @adamtbarnes Who's gonna do You're Not the Best?

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@BolandStraggler In a pearl snaps shirt?

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Bigfoot is real.

Connecticut isn't.

https://t.co/HE5jXrLEVf

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@wired4wonder Does Bigfoot hang out there?

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@Grunt2A That looks kinda like a Scorpion.

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@BuffaloByGodDan Is there a Son of a Bitch White Oak range?

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https://t.co/4YKbMIWhSI

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https://t.co/D6ES8pJiCX

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@DarinRMcClure You making cobblers or jelly?

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@jhayflanagan Well?

Did you get grilled cheese on the fifth day?

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@jhayflanagan Did she also use the fine china?

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@AppyOrtho No, I talk normal.

Those flatlanders have accents.

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@Protestia When does the she-bear come out and eat him?

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@metalguru8 @ZitoSalena Same.

Pittsburgh, the fake boobs of Appalachia?

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@TRobinsonNewEra Mounting a Pooh?

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@9yearsTildone @Protestia Well yeah, we gotta get to the restaurant before the Methodists do.

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@GetOnTap I just got back from St. Augustine.

It's way harder to find cornbread there than it is sweet tea.

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Who was the girl showing cleavage in the Dr. Squatch ad?