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Star Trek is a Communist Dystopia

[Aleksander Ætelmann @ArchitectOracle]

Christopher Nolan has always been overrated and a copycat

[rolante @rolante3]

@4nt1p4tt3rn They stopped doing questions like 3 on the SAT because they are too... "unfair."

[rolante @rolante3]

@Ge0lo Hmm, I learned this as a kid, but I didn't think it counts as a word like "huh" or "hmm" aren't words.

[rolante @rolante3]

@Ge0lo

[rolante @rolante3]

@Ge0lo Boomer I know installed these things throughout his yard to deter moles. They beep every ten seconds...

[rolante @rolante3]

This doesn't work because their policies drive out people who don't vote for them.

That's why they implement them.

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

I want the state of New York to suffer as much in every possible way so they never elect someone this retarded again

[rolante @rolante3]

Arya Stark is Azor Ahai reborn, btw

[rolante @rolante3]

How do y'all drink big cans of this?

I drink half the 12 oz can and I feel like I'm going to exit my body.

[rolante @rolante3]

@butt_watermelon Policies that give me stuff are good.
Policies that take stuff from me are bad.
Simple as.

[rolante @rolante3]

@KFCBarstool

[rolante @rolante3]

USA vs. Belgium, 2026

[rolante @rolante3]

@e_cdalton It's lore accurate, George always makes the wrong choice.

[rolante @rolante3]

Correct, that is America

[Groucho Capital @thedefistoic]

@JonnyRoot_ America is a continent, pal

2026 and they still think they're a continent 🤣

[rolante @rolante3]

I, an American, am more emotionally moved by Nelson at Trafalgar than you are and that really sums it up.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Watching Americans celebrate the 4th of July makes me realise that the modern UK lacks a unifying national story in the same way. The victory over the Nazis is tinged by how much it crippled the country. The attempts to make the NHS a civic religion bump up against the realities of the service.

So who are we, really?

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Communism as an ideology is followed by such horrible, evil people that you can get almost everything about governing a country wrong but as long as you kill all the communists the country will turn out pretty ok

[rolante @rolante3]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Star Trek is a Communist Dystopia, there is no veneer.

[rolante @rolante3]

Josh Naylor's batting stats are indistinguishable from Cole Young.

The player who has hurt the Mariners the most this season is Cal Raleigh and it's not even close.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

There are a lot of people responsible for where the Mariners are at, but I’d wager Josh Naylor is on the Mount Rushmore

Truly has taken his money and dogged it

[rolante @rolante3]

A gentle reminder that the Trojan Horse, the fall of Troy, and the death of Achilles are NOT in the Iliad.

[Tom the Wanderer @tomwanderer]

>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad

[rolante @rolante3]

@kitten_beloved @EricRichards22 It doesn't have to be that way.

[rolante @rolante3]

@sasuke___420 Good old bitmap, nothing beats that.