Bro please just bomb Iran one more time bro. I swear it’ll open the Strait of Hormuz this time bro. Just one more air campaign bro. We only need to hit like 200 more targets bro. Oil prices will totally go down bro. I promise it’s different this time bro.
ok, let's see.
> it's around 9 pm Paris time
> 90°F outside, no AC
> meal is 1200 calories
Here's what will happen:
> elevated body temp from late heavy meal
> body must dump ~2°F to fall asleep
> melatonin rise finds you busy
> will take you an additional ~25 min to fall asleep
> restorative sleep down ~30%
> less cellular clean up will happen in the body
> you'll need a double or triple espresso in am
I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
The world wants me to die.
My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days.
Many were saddened.
However, joy dominated the commentary.
People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves.
But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern:
“he deserved it.”
I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture.
This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality.
Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority.
This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution.
People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation.
For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe.
I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus.
This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years.
Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged.
What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable.
What if I didn’t deserve it?
And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?
EXPLOSIVE! An arrest warrant should be promptly issued against this self-confessed war criminal.
The more Israeli leaders get away with their crimes, the more the system meant to protect us all gets irreparably destroyed.
This is a powerful statement by the buffalo, which is a true avatar and living symbol of America. He just tossed a stupid boomer eight feet into the air. The boomer's reign is at an end. He no longer has the favour of the animal spirits.