Talk Nerdy To Me

Shit professors say and just ridiculous things seen and overheard at Missouri S&T

[skora @YeahSkoraYeah]

I just drove through Missouri S&T's campus and asked these dudes if they went to Missouri S&T and they said yes I said oh ya what’s 79x12 they said there are 91 daze till the 110th annual best ever st. pats and I said dang you really do go to Missouri S&T https://t.co/tkRAI1iHsx

[olivia @holl_LIV_a]

There's a kid in the apartment below me that is just crying and I'm sitting here finishing a final and I want to do the same thing.

[S @coll3enshanahan]

If the girl in my class could get through her presentation after her nudes on Google Drive were projected to the whole class, I can get through finals week.

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

"Maybe I shouldn't make fun of Mizzou. It's just that we're better than them." - My Professor (continued)

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

"Remember, efficiency is only greater than 1 at Mizzou." - My Professor

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

"Come to my office, and I'll show you my slide rule." I'm learning that most professors know not what they say

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

Preferred position? Fetal.

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

8ams mean taking at least one page of notes before realizing you've written them in the wrong notebook

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

Clearing off that thick layer of freezer burn to reveal edible ice cream, I whisper, "Miners dig deeper."

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

The strongest sense of betrayal I have ever felt is from a classroom wall clock set 5 minutes fast

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

BACK TO SCHOOL

OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT

THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE

[Austin Sawyer @_austinsawyer]

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

Today my professor questioned why Expo advertised their odorless markers because he "likes the way the markers smell" #ShitProfessorsSay

[Alyssa Lee @aleemac95]

More like FINALly actually learning everything week, amirite?

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

#Finals

[Talk Nerdy To Me @RollaTalk]

Even the countdown app is struggling this week: "There's only 2147483647 Daze until the Best Ever St. Pat's 0!"