DREAMBOY Advance ™

Too pretty to be this broke.

[DREAMBOY Advance ™ @rollinbean]

Supreme undies but this dick mediocre

[Taurus 🥷🏾 @taurusp11__]

Ion know how niggas throw they life away rotting in jail, I’m tryna go home and get on the game

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

The way eyeballs work in Naruto is hilarious, they just be plugging them joints in like kitchen appliances

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

This is how Big Show was doing Rey Mysterio in 2003

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Good or bad I’m in this Marvel shit for life

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

SOCON MY BALLS NIGGGA RAHHHHHHH

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

Nigga hit you with this lmao

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Imagine if she turned into Bron🔥🔥🔥

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[🖐️ @killguapo]

when yo airpods die at planet fitness and they start playing coldplay remixes while ur on the stairmaster

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

husband went to see The Odyssey

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

I’m learning mouse and keyboard on Marvel Rivals so I went to ranked for whatever reason and did so badly that niggas reported me for throwing and got my account suspended. Bro I was genuinely playing the game, do you know how ass you gotta be for them to lock your account

[poordesign @PoorDesign]

i had to get this one out of my system

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my card never declines because id never decline some trans action

[PSF Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Gas is 4 dollars a gallon and I'm driving 45 minutes for the odyssey and 70mm. Matt Damon better come out of the screen and fuck me.

[samuel @samuelcm88]

there’s a new christopher nolan out that’s supposed to be nuts

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[Sabine Abductee @girlenjoyment]

the most beautiful part of a woman is her butthole