DAILY BRIEFING:
If you catch someone watching slow-mo video of hugs, the new protocol is to pretend you didn't notice. Especially the super-explicit ones where they REALLY get in there, long & deep-like w/no back pats. Mmm...
Thank you. No questions at this time.
Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1
WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET?
Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)?
Glad you asked, here's a thread.
TIRED: drip
WIRED: ooze
Def.: (n) drip, but thiccer.
Notes: Adj. form is "oozey." Extra oozey = "viscous"
In Practice:
TRENDY PERSON #1: Really digging the streetwear scene right now. Gotta get me some of that Human Made ooze.
TRENDY PERSON #2: Oh yeah, NIGO viscous af.
Me, to my toddler at the playground: Babe, stop looking around at everyone else, just focus on where you're climbing or you won't get where you're trying to go!
Me, hearing my own advice aloud: 🤔 ohhhh....