Brent Hearn

(he/him) Writer. Developer. Drummer. Black lives matter.

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

DAILY BRIEFING:
If you catch someone watching slow-mo video of hugs, the new protocol is to pretend you didn't notice. Especially the super-explicit ones where they REALLY get in there, long & deep-like w/no back pats. Mmm...

Thank you. No questions at this time.

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

@johnpaulwhite Prayers for a full and speedy recovery! Take your time and take care of yourself—you can’t pour from an empty cup. ❤️

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

@JoseHernandezDz Oh, I like this a lot. Saving so I can check out the whole essay.

[Nancy French @NancyAFrench]

Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET?

Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)?

Glad you asked, here's a thread.

[Jamis Buck @jamis]

The more I learn, the more I'm convinced that there's nothing that can't be learned.

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear.

a thread

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

@lolaandjolie Oh gosh, Kristin! I’m just now seeing this. Prayers for a full and speedy recovery!

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

King cakes are wild. "Haha you almost choked on our infant Lord now buy us another."

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To be a ne’er-do-well takes real commitment. Anybody can be a seldom-do-well. But ZERO doing of well? Like…not e’er?! Boss.

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@4lokomami I keep forgetting about this “free drink” business.

Then again, I also keep forgetting about the “best work” part, so…

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Don Quixote's personal vendetta against windmills is clear evidence of his support for the fossil fuel lobby. Discuss.

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

TIRED: drip
WIRED: ooze

Def.: (n) drip, but thiccer.
Notes: Adj. form is "oozey." Extra oozey = "viscous"

In Practice:

TRENDY PERSON #1: Really digging the streetwear scene right now. Gotta get me some of that Human Made ooze.

TRENDY PERSON #2: Oh yeah, NIGO viscous af.

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@slinkylinx Yes, yes…feed me with your disappointment! WITH EACH GROAN, I GROW STRONGER.

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If you’re obsessed with IKEA, do you have Stock Home Syndrome?

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@bradrbishop 😂

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Oh man, I *just* got used to writing 2022 on all my ransom notes.

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Only one day left to reflect on 2022’s regrets! Why didn’t I start sooner?! Gah! There’s another one!

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@lolaandjolie @loverseyepress That’s freaking amazing! Congrats, Kristin!

[Beth Kander (indefinite hiatus) @ByBethKander]

Me, to my toddler at the playground: Babe, stop looking around at everyone else, just focus on where you're climbing or you won't get where you're trying to go!

Me, hearing my own advice aloud: 🤔 ohhhh....

[Brent Hearn @rollnwrite]

@Adam_Karpiak Absolutely. But let’s also give a shout-out to “anticipating the process” and “recalling cringeworthy moments from the process.”