Roland Ellison

News, LOLZ and #cpfc

[Chris Peilow @cjpeilow]

England didn’t hire Thomas Tuchel to unpick a low block from a Carlos Queiroz Ghana side on MD2. Save the post-mortems.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Daichi does it again for Japan. 🥰🇯🇵

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

THE RACE

Inside this week’s issue:

- Makerfield Days: @will___lloyd reports from the constituency

- Why Starmer failed: Wes Streeting speaks to @EthanCroft98

- Hockney: @AndrewMarr9 and Michael Prodger offer portraits of the artist

- Canterbury Tales: @GMonaghan1998 makes a pilgrimage

- @Rosiemillard writes the diary

- Left Hook: @OliDugmore takes on Elon Musk

- Abhrajyoti Chakraborty considers Ann Patchett

[Roland Ellison @rolyhamroll]

Should have taken Mitchell in the first place

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING! Tino Livramento has been forced to withdraw from England's World Cup squad due to injury, with Chelsea defender Trevoh Chalobah set to replace him 🚨

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Pierre Sage signs 3yr contract to become Crystal Palace head coach. Work permit sorted & 47yo Frenchman starts at #CPFC on July 6. Joined by assistant Jamal Alioui from Lens, more staff to follow + McCarthy / Quy to stay as part of set-up @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/fYWwk08fQn

[Gregory Brew @gbrew24]

This was widely rumored during the war, but has now been publicly confirmed:

Qatar struck a deal with Iran, shutting down gas production, in exchange for an agreement that Iran would refrain from further strikes on Ras Laffan. https://t.co/Ccb7dYdkBY

[Financial Times @FT]

Trump says Netanyahu will have ‘no choice’ but to accept a deal with Iran https://t.co/6AFffnFVJ8

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

🚨: Pierre Sage has insisted that Crystal Palace must break transfer records if he is to become #CPFC boss.

Top of his list is Lens top scorer Odsonne Edouard, who Sage believes would be sensational in the Premier League.

Sage has slapped a £100M asking price on the ex-PSG forward.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

What a season it has been.

A European journey that ended with silverware and yet more history made for this incredible club.

You were behind us every step of the way. The best fans in the world. ❤️💙

[Mark Williams @MWmagic]

I love this man, but when he stepped up for the penalty I think every palace fan knew the outcome. That stuttering run up has to stop. #UCL
#PSGARS #arsenal

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.

[Five Year Plan 🏆🏆🏆 @FYPFanzine]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

We are have a @LegendsInThread Winners t-shirt to give away to one luck follower. To enter:

✅ Follow @LegendsInThread
✅ Follow @FYPFanzine
✅ Like this tweet
✅ Retweet this tweet

Good luck! 🤞

🛒 https://t.co/fVqAKBFErV

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

10 - Paris SG have named the same 10 outfield players that started last year's UEFA Champions League final vs Inter. They are only the second side to field the same 10 outfield players in successive finals in the competition's history, after Real Madrid in 2017/2018. Continuity.

[Football Rankings @FootRankings]

🚨 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Crystal Palace will play in the 2026/27 Europa League!

✅ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Crystal Palace secured their spot by winning the 2025/26 Conference League!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This is the best one I’ve seen (apologies to the person who took it, I’ve just been sent it) it’s superb.

[chris richards @eastmamba]

@trij003 I’ve got some bad news for you …

[Dean Henderson @deanhenderson]

Is this the way to Bratislava
Fenerbache anderlecht Roma
The Palace boys are taking over
Europa league awaits for me

[UEFA Conference League @Conf_League]

The Glasner slide 🏄‍♂️

#UECLfinal

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...