Ronald Long

I pastor MS students for @waysidechapelSA. I write epic books as @rglongauthor. I host a middle school ministry podcast with @middleschoolmi3. I'm also tired.

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

Watching the halftime show has me worried how many youth groups will try interpretive dance out again 😅

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

My D&D group got together for the first time in about two months. One of our members has grown a beard. We’ve spent the first moments hyping him up. He says we should play more often. His self-esteem is sky-rocking! 😂

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@jdlrosell Eventually I’ll opt out. Wide would be fine for a lot of people. I’m not committed to it quite yet though.

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@martyestes SNES could not be beat!

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

Does anyone else get a little anxious when Grammarly tries to correct the Bible?

[Youth Ministry Info @YouthMinInfo]

4 Tips to Create Event Hype! https://t.co/DRCxcSpXR3

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@returnofthegoth Lunch hour = gym
It’s the only thing I’ve managed to do to make it happen.

[Download Youth Ministry @DownloadYM]

New Blog Post: 3 Things Every Pastor Should Learn from MLK https://t.co/JTiUOMhGPG

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@martyestes It’s an addictive little game man!

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@johnneh Hoping a speedy recovery to both!

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@jimpurtle I’m not sure if you’re familiar yet but CAN YOU SIGN UP FOR MY MAILING LIST AND THESE COOKIES AND OUR NEW 20% OFF SALE ENDS TOMORROW!?

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@icklenellierose @Twitter Less important but a question all the same:

who the heck calls themselves a tweeter?

Hope it gets resolved in your favor.

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

“Let’s start the new year by admitting there’s nothing less natural for us, than to live for the glory of another.”
Paul David Tripp

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

2 🤓

[redemptionva @VaRedemption]

10 :>

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@nino_notion @NotionHQ 🤖😎

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

@martinsaunders Well now I need a story 😝

[RG Long @rglongauthor]

What a great day!
Twenty-seven epic fantasy books!
Twenty-one in the same world.
Need something to read?
Check out rglongauthor and start an adventure today!

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

This is hateful

[Jaime (NOT JAYMEE!) SAY IT RIGHT! @jaime_coy]

Go to the gifs. Search your name.

The first result predicts what 2023 will be like for you!
(probably. 😏)

[Ronald Long @ronald_long]

See, telling people “just search your name in GIF’s to see how your 2023 year is going to go” is just hateful for some of us.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

We often riff about Mary as being under some kind of social pressure for being pregnant (she would have been carrying a known bastard, this is shameful, etc) but I’m struck by the fact that the only character in the Gospels who ever expresses any kind of disquiet over sexual