Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan

TTU ATO President Fall ‘87 / Seeker of ball knowledge / Lover of Meth / 4x Lubbock County inmate

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

A white nigga just creased his new balance 574s #LANK

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

We better win! A win for Lubbock is a loss for the false prophet! LLM

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@Samicefont @CoyoteRaider That guy inhales mountains of blow! Niggas can’t count out Whalberg!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Nigga Dave, what the hell! The AD recruited you as a fan and you blow us off? Go back to eating pizza nigga!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Umm did I just get recruited to root for the @TexasTechFB tomorrow?

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

We, @TexasTech, are proud of our values and are not afraid to stand up for them.

Strive for Honor Evermore! Long Live the Matadors!!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

I would like to let everyone know how good the Oysters are at the Lone Star Oyster bar! If you have never tried them, they are a Lubbock staple!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

What’s up with black niggas and pissing on women?

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

The pinnacle #fuckpike!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@ToolFred Gah the way snoods shakes that maraca like a bean is fucking otherworldly #snootysnummer

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Mind if a white nigga speaks a little stinky Indian?

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@rubberducki75 Bernard,

Shits dope as fuck my nigga!

Sincerely,
RJ

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Im gonna have the highest kill count of middle eastern kids
#wreckem #warcrime

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Yeah, the pen is charging with an AT&T USB C charger because fuck Verizon #ultrawideband5G

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Hey baby, I got a six pack of your favorite!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Florida Georgia Line

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

Remembering how Ronnie made the black man lesser, thanks Ron!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@manmanrunemdown That weird lizard fucker figured out how to make Michelob Ultras his fucking personality

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

The strategy for a subtle booze cruise is to accelerate whenever you have the last sip, the RPMs help finish the beer!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@SarahisCensored He was probably trying to spit on that niggas corpse!

[Ronald “Ball Hazer” Jonathan @RonTheJon69]

@gonzogal88 What do you want me to do? Whip it out and start gooning? Fuck you temptress!