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diary of a little guy

[jay @roofsweeper]

i need to get strapped or im going to kill myself

[galaxiiii ☭🇰🇿🇮🇳 @_galaxiiii_]

Type of shit ur friends send you on the worst night of your life

[brian @brianonhere]

Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?

[sterling @sterlingcupid]

i used to be so mad all the time omg

[່ @strssdyt]

i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen

[jay @roofsweeper]

@hunnybunniboo you

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Upstairs neighbor just dropped something very small Like a pea or a screw

[grape @Vitispi3]

hey! so my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we thought death would be too light a punishment for you

[jay @roofsweeper]

god landlords are actually so stingy it's sociopathic.

[Jessie ⚢ @ydekm_J]

O que me cura é que a bunda da minha namorada é imensa

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s be all over the place with mama

[snowbright @snowbriight]

i think i need a gf that will just straight up be my mom

[jay @roofsweeper]

@cadinardrose lowk got upset at this bc I didn't know and I was like oh she's just not a girl's girl

[jay @roofsweeper]

@cadinardrose omg u literally have the same name I'm dumb

[jay @roofsweeper]

@cadinardrose2 this ratio is killing me

[jay @roofsweeper]

showed my mom a picture of my gf and she said "you really like voluptuous girls" bro im crying