a cool frog

nicole. 30 y/o ex-egirl. theymst. did you know the @ feature is free?

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Y'all want what we have

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Summer so far

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

a beautiful woman named “Flash Flood Warning” keeps trying to text me while I’m driving.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman With Literally Nothing Going for Her Also Afraid of Change: https://t.co/c0Yf4hJ6AI

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Her dui stare haunts me like the trash strike should haunt her single term as mayor

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Philadelphia ads are just:
*some new initiative*

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[Maya Luna @envisionedluna]

DC subway ads: We Are a Defense Contractor. Please nuke Iran, please please

NYC subway ads: hey girlypop! Are you fat? Kill yourself ✨- love, hers

SF subway ads: AI AI AI, use our new AI Agent!! AI

[kelly 🦐 @rrroooiiirrr]

Saw the greatest truck at Kroger

[maddi jo @maddddddigray]

Zohran Mamdani, my country, Philadelphia, yearns for freedom

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling kind of lonely today. maybe i should open instagram and see 8 different people i know from college getting married

[a cool frog @rooisland]

I ❤️ philadelphia

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

BRUUUHHH!!!

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Shout out to the launch box for allowing me to smoke weed not at all discreetly in public places where would I be without you

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Millenial vapes were doohickies or contraptions

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[a cool frog @rooisland]

I don't need to tune in tomorrow to know the status of my job anymore. It was a good run.

[Tal Kopan @TalKopan]

Spotted in the HHS lobby

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

I just learned that people with ADHD have no inner monologue and are not really human in a technical sense, or even alive.

[a cool frog @rooisland]

Know the department of energy keeps reading headlines about the doe and sweating only to realize people mean doed or ed dept.

[a cool frog @rooisland]

The inability to take three seconds to google how to correctly abbreviate the department of education is perhaps the biggest explanation for why we even have president trump in the first place

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Jalen Hurts is the MVP for the 2025 #SuperBowl