mista shirt and shorts on in da pool

also known as “the slime guy”

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@fooeyy u

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

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my boss: hey man hows it going
me removing a headphone listening to slint spiderland (1991): yea im alright how are you

[まーちゃん @Masaruboo]

明けましておめでとうございます🐴
#うさぎ

[話題のコンテンツbot🍏 @gakiiisou]

等身大ヤドンぬいぐるみ届いた〜✨

で　か　す　ぎ　ん　だ　ろ

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

The longed-for Christmas vacation is now here, and I am about to waste it shamefully.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

me when I have to create a data pipeline in python

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I love watching YouTube golf ⛳️ videos!! Random I know. lol. SO COOL!

[whats 🍉 @bofades]

Mike Davis's vision of the future: "an American West Bank of terrorized illegal laborers." Barbarism begins at home.

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

“This isn’t good” Yeah man none of what’s happened for the past few decades has been good. Nothing will ever be good again. Enjoy the show

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vibe coding an app that tracks my minutes listened to 'yo la tengo' and alerts my psychiatrist after a certain threshold

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bartender: hey man ur boys gotta go. yeah the dude with the Alex G shirt i knwo thats ur boy

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think it might be NBD folks

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in the search bar looking for a pun involving Sun Kil Moon and killing myself

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@sorandomclaire Ethics of AI (The Answer)

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sorry i didnt see your text i was busy watching "Allen Iverson's Top 50 Career Plays"

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

POV: you saw NYC’s RECORD LOW crime numbers for January to May.