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@callmek1123 Jokes on you! He's 25.

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@Kronykal @SarahLongwell25 Well... If you replace the execution with drone striking a citizen, it's pretty much the Obama administration.

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@elonmusk @dhh Well, didn't they sorta tried that, with China...

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@neontaster "AND GIVE UP SHOWBUSINESS!?!?"

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@Kronykal A'ight. But, no cap, it's gonna look a lot like Social Security.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @RachelHale9920 ... I sorta think that's their plan, Carl.

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@LuckyMcGee Meh. Biden won the presidency from a hyperbaric chamber in his basement.

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@Kronykal @HaskelCausey I'm pretty sure George Bailey explained this, "your money's not there! It's in that guy's $1,500 Escalade payment! It's in the casino that shady acres drives all their residents to on Tuesdays! It's in that influencer's disability check they get for being functionality retarded!"

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@literaturedevil He... Knows about the land bridge, right?

Someone covered the land bridge with him?

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This process is mandatory and cant be bypassed

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@ThatChrisGore I should call her...

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@beyondreasdoubt @varadmehta Pretty much reminded me of Harry Reid saying "Ya know what? New Rule: We only need a simple senate majority to OK federal judges!"
McConnell: "Oh, you don't wanna do that..."

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@DominusFlorum @Kronykal You... expect him to carry a pager?

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@dyingscribe I too, was wondering what became of the people behind "Human Centipede," thanks for the update!

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@Sargon_of_Akkad For some reason, it's the term "took turns gang-raping her" that's oddly bothering me. As opposed to the gang-rape that was just one guy, who refused to share?

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@dyingscribe Yeah, I feel like I saw that a lot, myself. But I stopped seeing it when "school" was no longer a backdrop.

In hindsight, there was probably a lot of cluster B involved... 😏

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@beyondreasdoubt @four4thefire **points in Maxine Waters**

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@WoldenAnita "...and that was the last night we'd heard from her, your honor."

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@Undoomed @AlizarinPure @PimpMasterYoda1 That's the actress from obsession, on her twitch stream.

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@ThomasJohnMurch @straczynski And I'm imagining the voice over while they do the walk...
"Oh! Who's ready for immortality??"

"Everyone loves this! And my pebble is voting 'Yes!'"