and they were

[and they were @roommates____]

oh my god they were roommates

[dzy @wtfDZY]

i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[chris is that @__a_weed]

i’m calling the police

[hi @_welcome2]

chili’s

[youre disrepecting @a_future__]

US army soldier

[hey im @lesbian_i_]

thought you were american??

[but i woke up @everydaaaaaaaAY]

oh shit

[I Put A Whole @bagofjelly]

Beans up my ass

[i spilled lipstick in your @valentino_bag]

you spilled- WAHUHWHAWA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

[stop saying i look @likechickenlil]

he’s dumb and he’s a coward and i am NOT a coward

[i do love working here, we have a lot of laughs @fuck_off_janet]

i’m not going to your fucking baby shower

[Bitch @i_hope_the]

fuck you do you gonna be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

[hi @weIcome____to]

chili's