Claire

in my second life i’m a lululemon trophy wife, i don’t make the rules.

[Claire @roondog97]

Email I want to send vs. Email I may or may not send.

[Claire @roondog97]

Yet again it happens, put American psycho on peacock a couple of nights ago and this morning I’ve got Patrick sitting next to me again on a flight to DTW in his trench coat & driving gloves. In his defense it was a little chilly so I guess I can let any suspicion I had slide.

[Claire @roondog97]

Last night something possessed me to watch American Psycho, today I’m sitting next to a Patrick Bateman lookalike on my flight…is the universe looking at my watch history?

[Claire @roondog97]

A tale as old as time for me tonight in ATL: Half eaten burrito in one hand, first class boarding pass to HPN in the other.

[Claire @roondog97]

@realFatDave No wonder everyone at work was sad today…..

[Claire @roondog97]

@realFatDave You’re right, Whitney Houston is far superior

[Claire @roondog97]

Last night something possessed me to watch American Psycho, today I’m sitting next to a Patrick Bateman lookalike on my flight…is the universe looking at my watch history?

[Claire @roondog97]

PDA beyond holding hands should be banned on all flights. Effective immediately.

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Scary how I can go from namaste after getting obliterated at hot yoga to calling someone the b word on my leisurely drive home…

[Claire @roondog97]

So some girl named Brittnie had my work phone number before I did and I just got a call on their addressing me as such and had to respond with “it’s NOT Brittnie b*tch” and immediately hung up. Life as a young professional is wild.

[Claire @roondog97]

Today, home is where people driving luxury cars curse eachother out in the chick fil a parking lot

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@anasacu12 I must watch and report back

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A man made a comment when I dropped my (heavy) backpack on my seat today for my flight. Like bro I’m not just carrying random crap in there. I’m a woman in stem. I have a full tool kit.

[Claire @roondog97]

It always hits me that there are so many people from high school who I wasn’t close friends with then who would be way more fun to be friends with as an adult right before I go home for a holiday…..

[Claire @roondog97]

For my next culinary endeavor I’m thinking I might try to grow a SCOBY/make kombucha. Home pickled veggies, cast iron skillet cooking and cold brew have grown too easy for me and I simply don’t have room for a pasta maker or a kitchen aid.

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Because state governments are antiquated I have to buy stamps. Obviously I took this opportunity to have a little fun.

[Claire @roondog97]

@jdimeo24 I think you should hire them

[Claire @roondog97]

I recently started watching regular law and order instead of just SVU and I must say that the theme song, though it is similar, just doesn’t hit the same.

[Claire @roondog97]

I know it’s wrong to use twitter to be a Karen but @AirCanada why is nobody picking up the phone to claim bags at YUL? It’s frustrating enough I was delayed 7 hours and can’t take the next flight to my final destination and have to wait until tomorrow.

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I just noticed that in both glee and freaks and geeks the high schools are named William McKinley high, parallelism much?

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@Uber_Support having some issues getting picked up at jfk this evening…. Scheduled driver canceled while I was in the air and I’ve been “looking for drivers nearby” for 20 mins…. Please help I wanna go home