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[Anoobis @rooneyizzy]

Hey yall just droppin this here to let you know I have some openings coming up so DM me to get your post quarantine hair appt booked 🤩

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Stardew Valley 1.6.9 is now available for PC/Mobile/Console!
(Please be aware some platforms are still in the process of rolling out)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[Anthony @anthony_gummy]

Episode 7 without context #DragulaTitans

[Rusty @ImSmilingRn]

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

every hot person has a sandwich they ate 3 years ago that they think about at least once a week

[Nayeli Mendoza @nayeli_tweets]

me trying to explain to my friends how a show of dragons and incest had me crying at 9pm on a Sunday
#HouseoftheDragon

[| military wife era 🌙 | @jeonthemoon]

#HouseoftheDragon finale without context

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[jame @kloogans]

me: [opens fridge]

bag of decaying broccoli: pleas-

me: [closes fridge]

[cal? @cal_gif]

when boats drop their anchors do they ever bonk fish the head :/

[Kevin Crew Cut @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls