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my name is al

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at a concert wearing a mask and also ear plugs. next i will wear a blindfold.

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hanging out by the water park in unity park, and feeling a slight breeze move softly around me. hows your miserable life ?

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i found out about joe biden ending his bid immediately after turning my phone off for a movie. as lights went down my friend leaned over and said "oh by the way joe biden dropped out" and then i had to be quiet about it for 90 minutes plus trailers.

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@byConnieChang for ratboy summer

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who else is eating cheese like this

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title of my memoir: "tall boy, empty stomach"

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

Plum, my lady
Plum plum, my lady
They were in the ice box
Super
Tasty

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today i saw one brown pigeon sitting alone very far away from a massive gaggle of grey pigeons. the state of this country is atrocious.

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if you were to tell me what my credit card statement is at right now i would kill you

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@sofignonblanc so glad you did this

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making a meal with the dredges of your food stores and believing that you have a chance in chopped

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when i was getting off of the bus an orange rolled out of my bag and onto the seat and thats when i learned that i had an orange in my bag

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@swamphag2be exactly

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i have mentally blacklisted anything related to marvel. if u tell me about something related to marvel im sorry but it will not be retained. i downloaded an extension for my brain to mediate this.

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just had a lil anxiety spike becauae i didnt clean my ears before coming to the dentist

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when i am in the bath i am no longer human i am beyond comprehension rub a dub dub thank god for the grub