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evil person

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*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish

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including tug of war

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they should do publicly broadcasted icebreakers at the UN

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at this point, the only way for the flyers to make up for the institution of the ice girls is for sean couturier to do the striptease from slapshot

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taking my birth control with a shot of don q 151 like god intended

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me and my sauerkraut & toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

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@MeekyBlinders take it back

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@youwouldntpost miles is that you i can't keep up

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"hurt people hurt people" okay fine I'll do it you don't gotta tell me twice

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@youwouldntpost and what is stopping you, a man, from being $200,000 in credit card debt

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@NYCMayor

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@youwouldntpost good morning, miles

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@UngluedToast my dad keeps sending me videos of my mom filling the feeder :)

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i think if you take your shoes off on a flight, you should get your feet chopped off

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too much discourse about babies on airplanes and not enough discourse about taking your shoes off on airplanes

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@JusticeRhino no, i think fear is the reason the Church exists. i think it is how Catholicism solidified itself and i think those concepts carried through the Reformation. the only sect to escape is the Quakers and everyone else is beyond redemption

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@gazpachomachine congratulations, my dear friend!

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@Oncebitten5555 no one will ever touch you with love in their hearts 💕

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am i hopelessly depressed to an extent that is concerning to my life, career, and relationships? yes. but also, i just made the world's most perfect ham and cheese sandwich.

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@mrmatthouse i recommend brioche and a garlic mustard aioli

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my mind....

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he's giving up dying for lent