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@benghazi_ebooks Ben Johnson said he wanted to beat the scoring record. Tempted the gods.

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NFC East is DOGSHIT

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Look at me I’m Jason Tatum I try hard in pre season

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Good paralegals and assistants are more valuable than lawyers in many cases

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I can attest that plenty of law firms need more competent and hard working people for various jobs that do not require law school. Being a paralegal is cool, so is being just a general assistant. Receptionists and other support roles needed too!

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@benghazi_ebooks Yeah… should have been impossible

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Moved again because every time we are expecting a new baby we need to move and apparently change jobs in my case.

Anyway new place has the deluxe cable package included and my inner free lunch kid feels WEALTHY.

Taking a gods eye view today

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How am I stressed for a fucking pre season game. This is the year but it’s gonna be stressful

[shanley @shanley]

https://t.co/vkP3m5NSF7

[shanley @shanley]

They're normalizing unregulated biotech

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13 days before NBA tipoff. What a glorious day today is. Full of hope!

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I guess I’m going to hope for development from the young guys and wrestle happiness from hoping Lane Johnson doesn’t want to die 24/7

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Well this fucking sucks. Guess the season is being punted?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

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@CapobiaNB Just put my rainbow baby to sleep, hope your sister gets that pleasure soon too. !!

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Legend

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

Thank you. 🦅

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Considering carrying a gun for this season and making anyone who wants to talk to me about the team sing the song first

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@sf_mills This is a good tweet

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Everyone telling me I seem miserable or stressed all the time. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN OF COURSE. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KIDS AND ARE ACTIVELY FUCKING THEM UP DURING A CRUCIAL TIME GLOBALLY.

I do need to destress tho

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If you let the standards slip too far, you may find yourself or notice others cheer awful events on, as they lead to “help”. As if we are actually restrained by the systems we are in, rather than the creators, maintainers, and petty gods of the system.

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@BenSimmonsStack @GovKathyHochul Lock tf in asshole it’s a long kings season. Kys