Pleads guilty to conspiracy and lying to the FBI; gets four years and eleven months less prison time than a black woman sentenced for voting while on probation https://t.co/BNA2IYOUVg
These would be good baby names if they didn’t mean other things: Turf, Sticker, Road, Drip, Knot, Window, Lazer, Mirror, Sorority, Shenanigan, Milk, Plug, Floor, and Shart.
Exciting perks of adulthood:
1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don't know!
2. Very tired.
3. Some kinda stomach ache???
4. Definitely sad about something.
5. Bills! Bills all the time! What are you even paying for? You don't know!
pretty neat to live in a country where chocolate eggs with toys inside of them were immediately banned because they're a choking hazard but military-grade killing machines are still chill because some old white dudes with chlamydia said so in the the 1700s