mike

i am going insane

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

sorry europeans but you gotta die in a heatwave because it‘s really important that we keep the trillionaire machine going

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[vin @thesqian]

the traveler needs to die im so serious

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[xsicksince96x @xsicksince96x]

kaum sinds über 20grad und männer müssen wieder der ganzen stadt ihre titten präsentieren die wahren huren unserer gesellschaft wenn ihr mich fragt

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[😋 @00fishcake]

skybound transformers is really good i highly recommend it. theres only 24 issues total so you have no problem finishing it

[James Roberts @jroberts332]

This is Thundercracker hate

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Becoming a hardcore vegan and telling other vegans “I just hate animals so fucking much the thought of eating them makes me sick”

[Flatulencias Prime | #1 MTMTE Fan @FlatuPrime]

Gen Z is preferring MTMTE instead of having sex.

[stellarpunk💥 @STELLARPUNK_ART]

When the aliens/robots/monsters movie focuses more on the humans than the aliens/robots/monsters

[silly billy 🪼 @glorpkomi]

i always complain about this chud game and then when i play it im like FUCKKKKK I LOVE THIS GAME

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Adonis | 🔞 | Comms open @Pervert_Adonis]

Sometimes autism feels like being a sleeper agent
I hear "more than meets the eye" in regular context and it's like an activation code that makes me start thinking about transformers so hard I might explode

[🪩 ⋆｡°✩ JoJo 🍉 ☾🐱🍰☽ ☾🍓🐟☽ @arseneamulet]

I Need to replay disco elysium so i can feel like an old fat man again

[yuri (at the copacabana) 🕺 @melancrowlia]

it’s 9am and i’m sobbing because i deserved to be born with a huge humongous cock . where is my cock i can’t see without my cock

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[fryuaj 🇰🇿🇨🇻 @fryuaj]

you used to call me on my cwelphone