Rory Tracy

[Owen 🥋 @owenswdMMA]

I bet the White House is absolutely hectic right now

All the staff stressing, thinking ‘how on earth are we going to get that 25,000 pound octagon onto the south lawn?’

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@SwebWulf53543 @EricLDaugh

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@scroinkly @ilovevamprwknd

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superbowl for performative men

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Clairo & Laufey will be on ‘Hot Ones: Versus’ on August 5th.

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Worst way to start the day when I open the NBA app in no spoilers mode, click on all possessions, and it shows images of Haliban going down, and OKC celebrating before starting the video. Oh well, happy birthday to my wife I guess

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@ us next time...

also, we honestly didn’t know you were still open. congrats!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk criticizes Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill Act’ calling it a “disgusting abomination”:

“Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”

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@DWhite_Defender @jbromovies They had originally brought MJ back to bring the ratings up, (David Tennant) then brought in Jared McCain (Ncuti Gatwa) and people didn’t like him because it was “too woke” so then they brought back Pippen (Billie Piper) who was MJ’s right hand man in the “good old days”

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@geoffkeighley

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@spencer_hayes16 We didnt have Daron Holmes every game we’ve lost this season. Coincidence?

[Hoops @Hoopss]

You’re a sick person if you’re happy the Celtics are down 0-2

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@Emperor_Derp

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@sponhourm

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@scroinkly @WydRaya What’s with the underground ring of Twitter users that kind of blatantly steal tweets and then steal stolen quote tweets

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@JoestarJokic cds… nuts…

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@scoot_vs welcome back @scoot_vs

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Plot of the Super Bowl:
*Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift comes down onto the field*
Travis Kelce “You know Taylor, it’s been so nice getting my third ring…”
*gets down on one knee*
“… that I thought you deserved one too”

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@GothamChess @espn @ShamsCharania someone traded levon aronian for gukesh

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of 130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.