roman

@RamsNFL I @Dodgers I @Lakers | @USC_FB please don’t take my tweets seriously

[roman @rorofosho_]

Ohtani and Dodgers ownership coming up with the most creative contract in history

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Brunson ring before Aaron Judge World Series

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[roman @rorofosho_]

What an embarrassing performance from Switzerland

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

This is the biggest aura loss ever omds

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Como se siente entrar a Twitter y ver tuitazos del Mundial:

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

BUT WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PATTERNS

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

These Pulisic tweets are frying me

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

World Cup assists:

3 — Christian Pulisic
2 — Cristiano Ronaldo

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Estados Unidos contra Paraguay:

[dre 🥀🐝 @andy_garza34]

Me yesterday 🇲🇽 vs me today 🇺🇸

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

THE FIRST GOAL FOR THE #USMNT IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026

[ayan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦 @ayanyx]

8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

It’s sick to see how many Europeans came over here to actually enjoy US culture. Saw a guy look at a Bucee’s gas station the same way I’d look at Stonehenge