Rory Beck

Life is a series of experiences and the stories we tell about them.
My stories are glorious.

[Yiliang Peng @Doublelift1]

my favorite trolley problem variation

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Pretty sure you could pick any 4 Steven universe episodes at random and I'd cry during at least one of them.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

My wutang name is apparently X-pert warlock. So yeah. Rap game in my future.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Remember when Obama said "nobody is listening to your phone calls?" https://t.co/mZVMs9sa2p

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Whelp, if there's one thing I've gathered from all the Shit the last couple of weeks, it's that too many people I know are gaping cunts.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here crying to children's cartoons because they are the only things that make me feel less dead inside.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

These are my picks for #Worlds knockout stage http://t.co/28OcMI8HqP

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

These are my picks for #Worlds group stage http://t.co/28OcMI8HqP

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

#Worlds

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Eh, fuck it.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Last night a drank a Shitload of whiskey. Haven't done that in ages.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

It's something like 940 in my home. What?????? Too drunk for this early.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Scotland friends and copious intoxication. Just the way God intended. #Yolo #swag #bonnyscotland

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Also, maybe not a racist, homophobe, or bigot.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Economy and budget, rather than spending their time trying to overturn every positive social change from the last 20 years.

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Willing to buy a republican presidential candidate who isn't a complete and utter piece of Shit. Like, a reasonable moderate focusing on the

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

Finally getting around to reading this one.

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

Dance like no one is watching. Or like they are, and they're giving you money.

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

the only thing better than watching alone, is watching with you. yes...all of you. One episode per day. #BoJackBinge
https://t.co/Ro5J0qWsy1

[Rory Beck @rorster4life]

@_McLovinCox have you ever had to zip your shorts UP to get your dick out? Most. Unintuitive. Shit. Ever. But clean boxers are hard.