Rory

Disgusted father to @ieuan521. I swear by almighty god Bill Gates owes me dough.

[Will 🚾 @ohlookitswill_]

Easy to champion the people who made sacrifices for World Cup winners, what about all the grandparents whose kids were shit? My dad drove me to every cricket ground from Barnstaple to Wells to watch me average 3.5, surely that’s more commendable

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

My dog when I come home smelling like someone else’s dog I was petting

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

“Mr Infantino? I'm just calling about Jarell Quansah...”

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Lady Di commemorative plate £20. Good condition

[mhmmm @qxssan]

"Careful huh? Be careful"

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Coventry City @CoventryCityFC]

WE ARE BACK.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Ibrahima Konate was in tears after scoring his first goal since his father passed away ❤️

[Andy Heaton @Andrew_Heaton]

And then suddenly, you remember, none of this really matters

[Rory @rory996]

@SeanDOlfc Wharton and Macca in the middle…. Slowest pairing in the league

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

Arbeloa gonna make Trent rewatch his 08/09 season

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

has erika kirk lost her damn mind

[Antoni z Kijowa @koneser_misia]

‘everyone grieves differently’

Erika Kirk:

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son called me crying

“Dad, school ended 4 hours ago. I’m still waiting for you to pick me up!”

Click.

I hung up.

Weak pitch. No clear call to action. Didn’t give me a reason to care.

I went back to cold emailing billionaires.

He’ll have to learn a better way to get my attention if he wants my help.

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

he is whoever he thinks he is