Rory Crisp

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Probably the best thread of replies ever

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

✅ Eni: "The reality is I have been good enough for 11 years!"

😤 Simon: "The sheer weight of entitlement that you seem to believe you have would re-sink the Titanic!"

Simon Jordan and Eni Aluko debate her comments about Ian Wright and her role as a pundit in women's football.

[Cillian @CilComLFC]

🇮🇪 Irish politician Malachy Steenson:

“Any person who feels intimidated by seeing the Irish Flag in Ireland should find another Country to live in. If you take down our Flag, we will put it up in BIGGER numbers.”

The West needs more patriotic politicians like this man! 👏👏

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m puzzled. Labourites tell us that Angela Rayner was only trying to look after her child which they quite rightly say is understandable.
But when a farmer tries to look after his children, they say he’s a tax dodger.

[Rory Crisp @rory_crisp]

@jimhamilton4 No

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Theo Von mistakenly live tweeted about a UFC event from 2013 while he was high 💀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Two Tier Keir

No justice for severe, violent crimes, but prison for social media posts

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

One of the greatest darts chants of all time 😂😂😂

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

Barry from EastEnders singing at Ally Pally was not on our 2024 bingo card, but we are so here for it

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

🟨 Yellow card for taking his shirt off! 🫣

👕 @JoeMarler asking the important questions 🤣

#HARvBRI | #GallagherPrem

[8notables @8Notables]

Never gets old.

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

[Manchester Lemon @ManchesterLemon]

I Wanna Be Adored - The Stone Roses Live Hampden 2017

What a crowd and what a band

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Year one freshers week, when you end up on a night out with the first random people you meet in your halls.

[Rory Crisp @rory_crisp]

@Se_Railway Hi when’s the next train from Falconwood to London Bridge

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Yup. Clarkson’s Farm 2 arrives on @primevideouk this Friday. And this is a trailer for it.

[John Terry @JohnTerry26]

@piersmorgan @piersmorgan you have gone missing for 20 years !
And you still have a long way to go…👀 💙
I have won more trophies since I retired playing golf than Arsenal have.🏌🏻‍♂️🤣