Tom Roscoe

I like eggs

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

#whentwobecomelumb another incident in Belgium #frütgang

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

Crime scene reporting #whentwobecomelumb

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@rkennedy228 you're the best I've ever met, fanx for being my friend, friend

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@FYidoctors Someone at one of your clinics used my email to sign up. Can you please remove me from your database and stop emailing me?

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@FifaLuckSupport [email protected], thanks

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@FifaLuckSupport Someone registered an account on your website using my email. Can I get it removed please?

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@VirginTrains Some random person made an account and ordered a ticket using my email. Can I get it removed from your database?

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@JeremyLumb I'm saying that'll probably be the most challenging job either of us will have

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@JeremyLumb yeah, and after you've finished, when you apply for jobs in late 2015, that can go straight to the top of the CV

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@The_Looney_Toon No? That's retarded on so many levels.

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@Zewdy I dunno wtf this is about, but I'd like to think you're fighting crime at night.

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@rkennedy228 the world just isn't ready for my dulcet tones and edgy material, but history will remember me

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@rkennedy228 they're probably just trying to drown you out though, they know what they're in for when the singing begins

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@rkennedy228 ?? Humiliate at rockband? I own that stage! When Tom Roscoe sits down behind fake drums, the world waits with bated breath

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

Forgot to buy sweets, so thought I'd do the mature thing this Halloween, turn off all my lights and spend the night hiding from children

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@ElinorBrinsley gotta keep our African roots right? Pun intended

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

Absolute devastation #ukstorm

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

Accidentally colour coordinated my socks and shirt this morning. Been riding that high all day

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@corbynturner I think have your jumper mate. Is it weird I knew it was yours cos of the smell?

[Tom Roscoe @roscoe_tom]

@ElinorBrinsley um, when I said you gave me a 2% rise, I meant in happiness. Could be misconstrued that, and you're often easily confused