Jordan

26 • Skateboarder • Dachshund Dad • Hailey 🏔 NV 🏔

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@bookingcom is biggest scam artists in the business. They put unverified listings on their website, put you in danger, and lie to you. This has been the worst experience of my life and will never use @bookingcom again.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

Food for thought: Never use @bookingcom because they only care about taking your money and having their employees give you attitude when you’re trying to get refunded. Keep in mind: @bookingcom is a scam and will steal your money.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

“It’s just a good ole beaver train.”
“Oh what’s that?”
“A bunch a lesbians”

Things my girlfriend says.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

Milton Martinez won SOTY.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@evanjstern

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@slmeszzzz @whothehail No one can refuse the thinly sliced perfection that is the roast beef on that toasty warm soft onion bun and Arby’s sauce.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@slmeszzzz @whothehail You can’t run forever sami. It was all just a matter of time...

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

THINGS THAT LOVERS SAY:

Did you see my balls?

Yeah, why are they swollen?

#ttls

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

T-minus 45 minutes till I go to the hospital

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@RevaSmackentire Supposedly there’s a petition to remake season 8

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

So the last episode of game of thrones was kinda disappointing. We wait years to not have cersi’s eyes gouged out, Dani to be a crazy bitch, Jon snow to go from top to bottom, and Jaime turned out to be a spineless poon.

[Blake McConkey @Bake_McCookies]

@alli_zog @Adamdominicike they done did it again.

[Reva Schoenherr @RevaSmackentire]

Salads are just a creative way to eat ranch.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@ImyyFBaby Uber XL. You can fit more friends

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

*sitting in the smiths parking lot*

“Food...or drugs? Food or drugs”

- Theon Greyknee

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

Played my first live show with choreographed dancers last night at UNR and my second is tonight at 6. Very excited! Thank you so much Liz for opportunity.

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@caitwhite_ Kids will be kids lol

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

@gentry_matt

[Jordan @roscoepharian]

Take that Night King! Jesus that was fucking incredible