rose garden

your future therapist

[marcus mellado @marcusmellado]

I miss going to target for no reason

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

Stay at home. Listen to sad music. Sleep. Repeat.

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

jokes on you I’ve been practicing isolation my whole life dog

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

I hate it when I make plans with somebody and they remember

[rose garden @rose____garden]

@MCRofficial for the 2021 halftime show

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

Dear NFL,
Make next years halftime show, emo

[rose garden @rose____garden]

Ive got MCR tickets AND @JeffreeStar mystery boxes going on sale tomorrow so RIP to my bank account

[Anu @Chi3fAnu]

I still think this is one of the best hack videos I’ve seen

[rose garden @rose____garden]

*job hunts while on the clock at current job*

[rose garden @rose____garden]

:(

[rose garden @rose____garden]

Holy fucking shit. What a lineup. I'm crying.

[Tiny Moving Parts @TinyMovingParts]

HELLO AMERICA! We’re doing a lap around with @BelmontChicago, @CapstanBand and @jettybonesmusic! Tickets on-sale Friday. Can’t freaking wait! 😎✨

[rose garden @rose____garden]

@Jillian1519 SAME UGH

[rose garden @rose____garden]

@_tOuChIt_

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me: I think I should get TWO bottles of wine just incase

[rose garden @rose____garden]

Okay but if you are given the option of paper or plastic, and you still choose plastic, fuck you

[rose garden @rose____garden]

I swear to god. If one more person sits in my unassigned seat, I'm gonna lose my cool