Stuffy Bummers

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Ladeez, I fucking swear if I hear “you’ll be the woman to change him!” One more fucking time... I... I... I just don’t know what I’ll do.

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Hindsight career choice? Taxidermy. So I could immortalize everyone’s favorite pet cuz imma need that.

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Why does it seem like an impossibly tall order to ask for a man that’s as good of a housewife as I am. Fuck is that? #Misogyny

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Balls deep in 2018 like

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Swearing is my fave but I’m not using mother fucker anymore cuz I’m all for equality and I tried it the other way around and I couldn’t even

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Try using the term “old husband’s tale” instead!

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2018 setbacks like:

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Me owning 2018 like:

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“I know how to fucking ride horses! How come no one has fucking taken ME on a horseback ride?! #toomuchdisney

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#TRUELIFE : #ImAddictedToHallmarkTVmovies

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When your underwear isn’t supposed to be a thong but your ass is hungry anyways.

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@rosebyanotherID verdict on joggers: they fit like a diaper with pant legs and therefore make me look like an oversized cabbage patch kid 👎🏼

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Random thought of the day: are my chihuahuas gaining sympathy weight?

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Having a spiritual experience listening to Peter, Paul and Mary... the '60s folk rock group, that is.

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@rosebyanotherID joggers. Business joggers.

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Is it OK to name children in memory of a favorite, deceased dog? Asking for a friend.

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Confession: I learned how to paint moss from Bob Ross.

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"I think men confuse not being psychic with being stupid."

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Reviving my twitter, just to announce, I'm gunna start wearing those khaki bro sweatpants, almost exclusively. That is all.

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I think my mix CDs have become too conceptual