⚢ 𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

professional yapper ✮ ˙⋆horny gay aquarius ⋆˙✮

[trin👻 @cartoonghost17]

fucking up at a job that can’t afford to fire you

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

starting a new job is like Ok i guess i have to download all these apps now

[momin @mominasir99]

officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[Val @valfrogval]

i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"

[Liane. @l__sfs]

Me puse a hacer cuentas de lo que gasté este mes y definitivamente yo soy mucho ambiente pa mi salario

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

i have a disease where if it’s beautiful outside i dont want to do My Job

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Getting high with the elephant in the room

[madison @madison_tayt]

i like astoria because i get to wake up and decide if i want to go to the afghan coffee shop, the bengali coffee shop, the filipino coffee shop, the egyptian coffee shop, the japanese coffee shop, the yemeni coffee shop, or the greek coffee shop

[pepper @AGPepperr]

I often find myself withdrawing from my friends and feeling like I have nothing to offer them but then I actually hang out with them and have a blast and I'm like oh yeah forgot I have the Everyone Hates Me and Wants Me To Die ™️ disorder

[k @xf1ins]

“if I were you” i’m not even me dawg

[! @grey990s]

I got off work and instantly went to go get drunk this life shit too easy

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Mamdani build the situationship express and you will go down as the greatest mayor to ever live

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

We talk so much shit on here about coworkers that we’ve lost sight of the true enemy: customers. It’s always been customers.

[mina | re obsessed @reluvr13]

current feeling

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[layne @mooncallister]

i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman

[✶ @suwibi_n]

being a person doesn't come naturally to me the way it seems to for others. i am constantly in awe at everyone else's ability to exist

[Jabs @vjabs_]

emocionalmente estoy afuera de un bar de mala muerte fumando un cigarro

[marina @bloodmajicks]

that’s just my half boyfriend don’t worry about him